Christmas time is here, snowflakes in the air. Not often when you live in Texas. Still with Christmas right upon us it is time for my predictions on which teams will have a merry christmas and which teams will have a lonely blue one. Below with more Christmas references are my picks.
Atlanta 35 Detroit 14 (16). Detroit has been giving away victories since September. With Christmas being the season of giving, why should they stop now.
Colts 28 Chiefs 3 (14). Andrew Luck has made Colts fans feel joyful and triumphant again.
Patriots 35 Jaguars 10 (15). It may be fun to ride in a one horse open sleigh but after they play the Patriots, the Jaguars will feel like they've been run over by one.
Houston 24 Vikings 13 (5). Matt Schaub will have funica throwing touchdowns to Andre Johnsonica. It was Hanukkah season last week folks.
Steelers 21 Bengals 17 (2). I just can't pick a team with a quarterback that looks like a young Kris Kringle.
Buffalo 20 Miami 17 (1). Why not try an upset pick. Christmas is the time of miracles.
Bucaneers 21 Rams 20 (11). Bucs defense won't be giving tidings of comfort and joy to Sam Bradford.
Chargers 20 Jets 7 (3). (to the tune of rudolph the red nose reindeer). Sanchez the New York quarterback, soon will have a broken nose and when you watch him play football, you will surely say he blows! (I really went too far with that one).
Carolina 24 Raiders 7 (4). If the all of the other reindeers wouldn't let rudolph join in any reindeer games, why do the Raiders let Carson Palmer join in their footballl games .
Redskins 24 Eagles 14 (8). All is calm in Washington and as long as RG3 is playing quarterback alot will be bright too.
Green Bay 35 Titans 10 (12).Silver bells will be ringing. Unfortunately for the Titans they will be ringing in their heads.
Dallas 30 Saints 20 (9). 11 pipers piping can play better defense than the saints can. 10 lords a leaping and 9 ladies dancing probably can too.
Broncos 35 Browns 10 (13). Broncos deliver a knockout blow to the Browns who will be out longer than the bear that slept through christmas (That reference is probably way too obscure).
Giants 30 Ravens 14 (6). The once mighty Raven defense can now at best deliver the pain you get when you're shot by a bee bee from an official red rider carbonated bee bee gun. That's of course as long as it doesn't shoot your eye out.
Chicago 24 Arizona 14 (7). I'm dreaming of a white christmas and Arizona can only dream of winning football games.
Seattle 21 49ers 17 (10) . Best game of the week with two heavy weight teams going at it. The 49ers are the abominable snow beast and the seahawks are the winter warlock. I'm going with the warlock.
Merry Christmas everybody!
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