Tis the season to be jolly. For defensive players in the NFL it has to be hard to be that way since Commissioner Goodell has decided to be the Grinch that stole football by creating even more penalties and fining players for hits that were legal in prior years. Pretty soon there may be a rule that quarterbacks can no longer be sacked and that defensive players can only hit them with Christmas stockings. With that said below are my picks with more Christmas references starting with Miami playing in Buffalo where I'm sure Bills fans don't want to hear the lyrics "let it snow let it snow let it snow".
Miami 24 Bills 17 (6).Grandma got runover by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas eve and the Bills will feel like they've been run over by a hundred reindeers. L
Bengals 28 Vikings 14 (10). For Adrian Peterson to keep coming back from these injuries so quick, he must be taking whatever that stuff Santa gives his reindeers to make them fly. It still won't be enough to beat the Bengals. W
Chiefs 28 Colts 13 (11). The ghost of Christmas present is finally showing Chiefs fans something they want to see. L
Tampa Bay 20 Rams 14 (2). Mild upset with two weak teams. Tampa will beat up the Rams the way Ralphie beat up Scott Farkus. L
Cleveland 17 Jets 13 (3). In summer's sun and winter's snow the New York Jets will always blow. L
Washington 24 Dallas 23 (1). Fans of both teams need the the ghost of Christmas past to go a long way back to show them when these teams were actually good. L
Carolina 30 Saints 14 (14). Panther's defense is like two of Santa's reindeers. Fast as Comet and alot of Blitzen. W
Jacksonville 20 Titans 10 (4). Sleep in heavenly peace. That's what viewers of this game will be doing once it starts. L
Denver 35 Texans 14 (16). Frosty the snowman was made of snow and the children know that he came to life one day. Too bad in Houston fans are still waiting for the Texans to come to life this season. W
Lions 21 Giants 3 (14). Frosty also had two eyes made out of coal and Eli Manning after this game will have two eyes as black as coal.L
Seattle 23 Cardinals 7 (13). Peace on earth and mercy mild. Not for opposing teams playing in Seattle. Arizona will be playing on a scorched earth with punishment wild. L
Steelers 20 Packers 17 (3). May look like an upset but Green Bay got their Christmas gift last week from the Cowboys and the Steelers have been telling Santa to give them a victory and to save all his toys for the little rich boys (if you don't get that reference listen to The Kinks song "Father Christmas". It's awesome) W
Chargers 30 Oakland 14 (9) . It's a miracle that Phillip Rivers is actually playing good this season. With Christmas being the time of miracles, it should carry on this weekend. W
Baltimore 24 Patriots 20 (8). Without Gronkowski the Patriots will have a harder time winning than Santa riding his sleigh on a foggy Christmas eve without Rudolph's shiny red nose. L
Bears 23 Eagles 14 (7). Eagles should never have a victory at this time of year when they have fans that boo Santa Claus. L
49ers 35 Falcons 17 (15). The ghost of Christmas future is showing another long playoff run for the 49ers. W
Merry Christmas everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 WINS AND 10 LOSSES 67 POINTS
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